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Grape Diamonds is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the classic Pink Grapefruit X Member Berry strains.

Grape Soda is an indica dominant hybrid strain created as a potent phenotype of the infamous Tahoe OG Kush strain

Blueberry Cupcake is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Blueberry Muffin X Wedding Cake strains.

The ultimate in excellence: The Babysitter S1, the top choice from Copycat Genetix.

Sex on the Beach is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the potent Paradise Island X HSB strains

Milk’D is a weed strain from the Washington breeder Exotic Genetix. Milk’D is a cross of the strains Milk & Cookies x Cereal Milk. Milk’D is a modern strain from the 2020s

Pineapple Express is a Sativa dominant strain with a 60:40 sativa/indica ratio. The strain is quite popular and has achieved recognition thanks to the stoner film of the same name. However, you have to keep in mind that the strain is not as intense as the movie has made it out to be

created through crossing the classic Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies X Fire OG strains

created through crossing the powerful Biscotti X Scotty Hotty strains

Runtz is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through a delicious cross of the infamous Zkittlez X Gelato strains. Named for the iconic candy, Runtz brings on a super delicious fruity flavor with tropical citrus and sour berries galore. The aroma is very similar, although with a sharp spicy pineapple effect that turns slightly pungent as the sticky little nugs are broken apart and burned. The Runtz high comes roaring in a few minutes after your final toke, first hitting your head with a calming lift before spreading its tingly tendrils throughout the rest of your body. As the Runtz high expands, you'll begin to feel a deeply calming effect spread through your limbs, leaving you totally sedated and couch-locked, immovable for hours and hours on end before you finally fall into a deep and peaceful sleep. Thanks to these effects and its super high 19-29% average THC level, Runtz is often said to be perfect for treating conditions such as insomnia, chronic pain, appetite loss or nausea and chronic stress or anxiety. This bud has dense grape-shaped olive green nugs with thin orange hairs, dark purple undertones and a coating of frosty tiny white purple-tinted crystal trichomes.

The Alaskan Thunder Fuck, also known as “ATF,” is a sativa dominant strain. It is immensely popular for a high which is quite different from anything you may have already encountered before. The strain can be smoked in the morning or in the day due to its uplifting characteristics. The buds look like crystals with spots of orange hairs and could not be whiter than it actually looks. As for the smell, it is a combination of catpiss and a very strong skunk. But it does have a very diesel scent to it that cannot be ignored. When it comes to smoking the strain, you could not imagine anything better. It has a very strong banana and orange taste, which will leave a spicy aftertaste in your mouth for hours. It is not only the best strains to know about, but it is renowned for giving an immediate high. It will make you feel a bit more talkative and creative at times. But the Alaskan Thunder Fuck is far better at treating numerous medical conditions through its cerebral high. It is excellent for pain relief and for those individuals suffering from anorexia. Apart from giving you the munchies, it will do wonders for you if you are suffering from depression or stress.

Chemodo Dragon, also known as “Chem-Odo Dragon,” is a rare slightly sativa dominant hybrid strain (60% sativa/40% indica) created through crossing the classic Chemdawg #4 X Gupta Kush strains. Known for its heavy flavor and hard-hitting high, Chemodo Dragon is a great bud for any hybrid lover who appreciates a high-flying overtone and a smooth comedown. The high starts in the head with a lifted effect that quickly boosts the spirits, pushing out any negative or racing thoughts and replacing them with pure euphoria and happiness. As your mind settles into this blissful state, a relaxing body tingle will sneak over you, suddenly locking you to the couch and leaving you feeling physically calm and totally at ease. Soon this combination will turn sedative, leaving you dozing off as you start to come down. With these long-lasting effects and its super potent 26-28% average THC level, Chemodo Dragon is often chosen to treat experienced patients suffering from conditions such as chronic stress, appetite loss or nausea, chronic pain and muscle spasms or cramps. This bud has a super sour and citrusy chemical grapefruit flavor with a heavy earthy aroma to match. Chemodo Dragon buds have deep green spade-shaped nugs with minty undertones, sparse orange hairs and a coating of thick frosty minty green crystal trichomes

This delicious strain of prime time cannabis is the royal offspring of sunset sherbet and thin mint Girl Scout cookies. A masterfully balanced 50/50 hybrid is a slightly darker green that lightens as you get to the center of the flower, with caramel orange hairs and a healthy covering of frosted trichomes. It’s hearty dense buds waft sweet floral aromas of lavender and cinnamon with notes of orange citrus that create a tantalizing smell that is reminiscent of orange cream soda and gasoline. The smoke is fruity and exotic yet still satisfies the palate in need of some classic suit and tie kush, with an effect that is blissful, euphoric and slightly drowsy. Great for anxiety, insomnia, and low impact creative activities.

Devil Kush, also known as “Devil OG Kush” or “The Devil Kush,” is an indica dominant hybrid strain (80% indica/20% sativa) created through crossing the classic [Sir Jack X (Purpkle X OG Kush) F2] strains. Ready to make a deal with this devil? Devil Kush packs a sedative and calming high that will have you feeling totally at ease and ready to get to sleep in no time at all. You'll feel a heady boost hit you a few minutes after your final exhale, filling your mind with a happy sense of creativity that has you also feeling pretty sociable and outgoing. A heavy sense of calm comes next, washing over your mind and body with growing potency and leaving you feeling physically sedated and unable to move. This will soon turn sleepy, causing you to doze off before you know it. Thanks to these effects and its high 18-30% average THC level, Devil Kush is often chosen to treat patients suffering from conditions such as chronic pain, cramps or muscle spasms, insomnia, seizures, chronic stress and depression. This bud has a sour citrusy lemon flavor with a fruity flowery grape exhale. The aroma follows the same profile, with a spicy herbal overtone accented by sour lemony citrus and flowery pine. Devil Kush buds have heart-shaped thin minty green nugs with sparse orange hairs and frosty, milky amber crystal trichomes

Banana Cream Pie, not to be confused with the similarly named “Banana Pie,” is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the potent Forum Cookies X Banana OG strains. Named for its super tasty flavor, Banana Cream Pie is the perfect late-night indulgence or dessert strain for any evening when you want a little action before you get to bed. This bud has a creamy and sugary vanilla and banana flavor with hints of nutty crust and a touch of sour, lemony citrus. The aroma is just as delicious, just like its namesake dessert being served on a slab of woody pine. The Banana Cream Pie high will settle in slowly, beginning with a tingly, stimulating sense in the palms and legs. This tingle will soon inch its way throughout your entire body, leaving you pretty aroused at times. Your mind will succumb to the buzz as well, falling into a heady, giggly state of euphoria that can leave you stoned at times. With these effects and its high 25-26% average THC level and 1% average CBD level, Banana Cream Pie is often chosen to treat chronic pain, chronic stress, depression, cramps or PMS and nausea. This bud has dense, grape-shaped dark olive green nugs with minty undertones, thin orange hairs and tiny, bright white trichomes.

Purple Mendocino, also known as “The Purps” or “Mendocino Purps,” is a slightly indica dominant hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa) strain created with unknown parentage, although it is a definite member of the beloved purple family. This tasty bud was named the Strain of the Year in 2007 by High Times and for good reason. With happy and relaxing effects that are surprisingly well balanced and wash away pains with ease, Purple Mendocino is a patient favorite across the country. The Purple Mendocino high hits you first with an almost immediate euphoric lift that leaves you feeling insanely happy with a sense of motivated energy and focus. As the high builds and builds, you'll become super talkative and incredibly giggly, laughing at pretty much anything that anyone sends your way. In this state you'll be completely relaxed n both mind and body, despite the sense of energy. These effects paired with its powerful 22% average THC level makes Purple Mendocino the perfect bud for treating conditions such as chronic stress or anxiety, insomnia, chronic pain, and depression. This bud has a super sweet caramel flavor with hints of fruity coffee and nutty pine accented by rich grape. The aroma has a grape overtone with touches of rich coffee and woody pine and an overtone of sweet pungency. Purple Mendocino buds have long airy dark green nugs with rich purple undertones, bright amber hairs, and a thick coating of lavender colored crystal trichomes.

The Thai Black Dog strain is a vibrant sativa known for its uplifting cerebral effects, making it ideal for both patients seeking relief and recreational consumers chasing a creative experience. Bred from an intriguing lineage of Blackberry Kush, SkunkDawg, and Thai, this sativa captivates with its potent combination of flavors and effects. The terpene profile, rich in B-Myrcene, A-Pinene, E-Caryophyllene, Farnesene, and Limonene, delivers an inviting sweet and earthy aroma coupled with a touch of citrus and pine. This aromatic blend not only elevates the senses but also provides anti-anxiety benefits, offering a soothing yet mentally engaging journey. Perfect for daytime enjoyment, Thai Black Dog stands out as a compelling choice for those seeking a balanced burst of energy and relaxation. Its diverse heritage and distinct profile make it a must-try for anyone exploring the world of sativa-dominant strains.

Permanent Marker is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Biscotti X Jealousy X Sherbet BX strains. This three-way cross is the perfect daytime strain to help you kick back and relax on a lazy afternoon without a care in the world. The high settles in after a few tokes, filling your mind with a sense of lifted creativity that has you feeling happy and artistically inspired. A slightly weighty sense of calm accompanies this blissful state, helping you to settle down and relax without causing too much sedation. A feeling of hunger finishes out the high, leaving you totally ravenous and ready to get snacking. Combined with its super high 34-35% average THC level, these effects make Permanent Marker a great choice for treating conditions such as chronic fatigue, PMS or cramps, depression or mood swings and chronic stress or PTSD. This bud has a sweet and sour fruity candy flavor with a punch of citrusy diesel upon exhale. The aroma is of spicy diesel, pungent dank and super sour citrus. Permanent Marker buds have dense oversized spade-shaped bright emerald-green nugs with purple leaves, lots of thin orange hairs and tiny, amber-tinted white crystal trichomes. Effects Aroused, Calming, Creative, Happy, Hungry, Relaxing May Relieve Cramps, Depression, Fatigue, PMS, PTSD, Stress Flavors Candy, Citrus, Diesel, Fruity, Sour, Sweet Aromas Citrus, Diesel, Flowery, Gas, Pungent, Sour

Hell's OG is a rare indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the delicious Blackberry X OG Kush strains. Although hard to come by outside of the Colorado area, this tasty bud is infamous for its high 33-34% average THC level and super delicious flavor. The Hell's OG high is super strong in nature and can easily overwhelm the inexperienced user if you're not careful. It comes on with a rushing euphoria that leaves you unfocused and blissfully happy. A building body high comes next, lulling you into a state of sedation and peace that leaves you immovable for hours on end. As your body settles, a heavy hunger will creep in, leaving you ravenous and reaching for anything and everything you have on hand to snack on. Thanks to these hard-hitting effects, Hell's OG is often chosen to treat conditions such as chronic pain, appetite loss, inflammation, insomnia, and PTSD or chronic stress. This bud has a sweet fruity berry flavor with a sour citrus candy exhale that's slightly earthy. The aroma is very pungent and herbal with a dank spicy overtone that's very tangy and citrusy at times. Hell's OG buds have small tapered bright neon green nugs with vivid orange hairs and a coating of chunky golden crystal trichomes. Effects Body High, Focus, Hungry, Uplifting May Relieve Chronic Pain, Inflammation, Insomnia, Loss of Appetite, PTSD Flavors Berry, Candy, Citrus, Fruity, Sweet Aromas Citrus, Earthy, Fruity, Pungent, Sour

Expect a major blow to the head from this super-potent strain. A pure sativa, Durban Poison is the beloved inbred descendant of a sativa strain grown in South Africa. Ed Rosenthal, an American cannabis activist, discovered the original strain and brought in back to the United States in the 1970s. It has long been a favorite of stoners and medical marijuana patients here. Durban Poison has THC levels that can reach 24%, making it one of the world's more powerful strains. This strain hits with a strong, happy head high that's great for creativity and daytime errands. Paranoia may be a possible side effect, along with dry mouth. Durban Poison is an effective treatment for depression and anxiety, as well as chronic pain, and it can also be helpful with nausea. This strain is ideal for making concentrates, as the bud is covered in over-sized trichomes. The dominant smell and taste of Durban Poison is earthy and sweet, with a subtle pine aroma. The buds are round and chunky, with a dense coating of trichomes. This strain is best for active periods, chores, and other daylight activities