AAAA GRADE
29% THC - 70% INDICA - 30% SATIVA
Toad Latti by Major League is an indica-leaning hybrid (40/60) that reads like dessert poured over a tank of fuel. At 24-30% THC, this cut runs sweet, sour candy across a thick gassy base, then settles you into a warm, happy body weight without slamming the door shut. Best for day / night.
Pop the seal and the gas comes out first, a sharp fuel note that fills the space before you have even reached in. Right behind it a wave of sweet candy lifts up, the kind of sugary top end that makes the gassy hit easier to take. Then it gets interesting: a bright citrus zest cuts through the middle, with a tart sour twist that keeps the whole thing from going flat. Break a nug and a soft creamy note rolls out alongside a faint spicy warmth in the back. That peppery edge and the fuel depth are the Caryophyllene and Myrcene doing their work, while the Limonene throws the citrus pop and a little Linalool rounds the edges. The buds run a dull green with purple hints under a sticky coat of frost, chunky and tight rather than fluffy.
It carries the candy-over-gas split right through to the smoke. The inhale leads sweet and a touch creamy, then the gassy fuel swells up underneath and gives the pull some real body. On the exhale that citrus brightness comes back around with the sour tang trailing off, so the finish stays lively instead of sitting heavy. There is a light spicy warmth on the back end as the joint burns down. The smoke runs a little oily and coats the palate, the sort that lingers a beat after you breathe out.
The first wave is mood-first. A euphoric lift comes up quick and brings a genuinely happy headspace with it, the kind that takes the edge off whatever you walked in carrying. As it spreads a calming ease threads through, then a warm relaxed wave drops into the shoulders and builds toward a full body high. You might catch a light tingly buzz in the limbs along the way, and the munchies show up reliably, so expect to get hungry. It stays balanced for a while before the weight tips it toward the couch. Good company for an easy afternoon that you are happy to let roll into the evening.
